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Activities I’ve done in the past week that would make James Bond significantly less cool if he were to encounter them

  1. Pouring a 2L bottle of soda
  2. Debugging an ASP.NET project
  3. Waiting at the crosswalk for it to turn green, even though you really could have crossed by now but your depth perception sucks so you can’t see how fast the cars are going
  4. Eating corn on the cob
  5. Saying “circle back” in a corporate email
  6. Snapchat
  7. Trying multiple times to get the waiter's attention
  8. Mishearing what someone said so you laugh and hope it was not a question
  9. Ordering an Uber
  10. Drinking milk